can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

(via sparksflyupwards)

jarulest:

women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”

(Source: kimyefanclub, via theslothsareinthetardis)

"Sometimes it’s best to pretend the show ended before the series finale"

Fans everywhere (via randomstuffilike1995)

It doesn’t even matter what the show is

(via yankeecountess)

(Source: gaamoraa, via felicityssarrow)

cleanmudblood:

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

Bless this post.

(Source: winchestersaints, via radagasttheawesome)

Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach.

'Ouch — ow — gerroff! What the — ? Hermione — OW!'

(Source: harrypotterdailly, via averypotterwhovian)

steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

(Source: buckkybbarnes, via gay-bacon-strips)

the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

projectendo:

This came to me like lightning outta the blue

(via averypotterwhovian)